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Anaconda's 3 was interestingly enough pretty decent if you like cheesy, blood gore action that is so fake you laugh out loud after you see something on screen. The graphics are sometimes worse then a film from the 80's but mostly only when it shows the snakes. David Hasselhoff of course was the knight in white button up shirt or so you think.
The 100 plus foot female anaconda was set free by the 100 plus male genetically enhanced anaconda that almost only eats the heads off humans instead of the whole body. Of course the anaconda only senses body heat so when the girl falls into a mud puddle it instantly can't see her. Ha, ha.
So the first film was just an anaconda, the second was mating season, third one PREGNANCY! Dun dun da. Thrilling isn't it.
There are some twists and turns and of course you guessed it predictable things that happen but it's still pretty decent.
So the city girl review for Anaconda's 3 is....a must see film. Go into it knowing that you will laugh. Cheesy but great. You never know there might even be an Anaconda's 4 pretty soon.
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hahaha! I love it! sounds like we REALLY missed out on that one. After baywatch, david hasselhoff was the man. I think you shuld buy yourself one of those baywatch swinsuits with the ultra LOW cut front. then of corce run in slow motion on the beach....and get really really cold. I want to see your coat with all those scarves you croshayed. super cool. utah is only 9 months away! so were in the pregnancy stages of our trip..which will give birth to FUN.
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