The Invention and Discovery of The Light Bulb

Ah, the discovery of the light bulb. Historians have always told us that Ben Franklin created the light bulb but they lied. The truth has been hushed up for many, many years. Almost everyone that knows the truth have almost died out so here I am to tell the tale of how the light bulb came about. It was actually created before the time of Ben Franklin really before to many people were here on the planet. Electricity has been around for ages. The cavemen for example spun wheels around and around on rocks to create electricity and then harnessing it in wire cages that would shine of there brilliance lighting the rock walls so that they could draw there pictures of light. Historians never wanted people to know that light was created back in the day of the cave men so they erased there drawings off the walls of caves. Later, it was thought that the Romans thought of it and created the first actual light bulb, but it wasn't the Romans either. It was a lone mad scientist that created the first light bulb. Yes a mad scientist from before their were cavemen! This mad scientist, who's name I can't confess to you because that would put to much information into your hands, therefore threatening your way of life and existence, was born into the area of Kadesh. If you don't know where it is that's fine enjoy the unknowing bliss that comes from it. Kadesh was in a mountainous land. Many trees, mountains, snow, and rivers. This mad scientist grew up looking at the waters of the rushing river and thought if only he could produce something that would light up his camp and houses of everyone near him. He began like any mad scientist. Inventions made with wood and rope. Of course that wouldn't work because a current couldn't go through it. He then forged metal into a long thin line and wrapped it tightly around a tree. He then made a water wheel then would turn as the river rushed by. He tied the metal to the water wheel and voulla then became the first bit of light. The next thing that he, the mad scientist came up with was glass. Which that will be another story. He put a glass shield around the wire so no one could touch the wire and electrocute themselves. So there is the story of the light bulb. It wasn't Ben Franklin like historians wanted you to believe but it was that crazy mad scientist that could do anything.

Now the true story is slowly fading away but never fear the truth can never be covered up!! It is resilient like peoples lives. Pass on the truth don't let it die out!!!