Hamster Experimenting

"One day will be exciting. One day will be great." Andy thought while he was driving down the road to a friends house to stay for a weekend. Pulling into the long steep driveway towards the almost looking castle he felt a chill creep down his spine. As he pulled up to the front door the gardener was standing there in the bushes staring at him. The creepiness of his figure and face were astonishing in the amount of hair all over him.

"Very wolf man-esk," Andy taunted. "Did you forget to take your costume off after Halloween."

The gardener turned and smiled devilishly. Andy was sure he winked, but turned quickly to walk the three steps to the gate and buzzed the intercom. The butler answered the door with a grimace on his face. "Please come in, sir." He said with a drawled out tone. "He is in the parlor, sir. Please follow me." Andy followed him taking in the massive high ceilings and off pictures hanging all over the walls. Pictures of odd relatives with bushman hair and missing appendages. Whoever painter them must have went for the scary vampire look. Each one was pale, earthier eyes following his every move. He arrived at the parlor sooner then expected, nearly tripping over an over sized cat. The cat hissed and jumped up on his legs scratching them. "AHHH!" He yelled out. "Bruno, down." Zek calmly told the cat. Bruno jumped down hissing again. "Wow, Zek that cat is really obeying you."

"Andy glad you were able to make it up here so fast."

"No problem I really needed to get out of the house. What's withe menagerie of freakish staff? What did you get out of high school and start experimenting on people instead of hamsters." Andy said jokingly.

"Actually yes." Zek stated slowly.

"Wow, huh, interesting. That's great. So great weather we've been having lately, huh?"

"Sure, Andy. Our staff has lots of perks being experimented on."

"Really. Do they do tricks?"

"Yes." Zek said matter of fact.

While Zek turned to call the butler in Andy tried to wipe the look of astonishment off of his face before Zek noticed. "How on earth do you go from genetically altering hamsters to playing God with human DNA." Andy thought. The butler came in and suddenly Andy noticed the familiarity..."Muff Muff! My Muff Muff!!"

Andy couldn't help but laugh at the sounds the butler was exuding from him. The butler and Zek quickly looked at him. Andy quickly wiped the smile from his face and instantly stopped laughing. Zek smiled, "Please follow me Andy." Zek slowly walked down hallways, up stairs, down stairs, everywhere it seemed. "Here we have arrived."

"Where are we?"

"Your room, don't you recognize it." In a flash Andy was the size of a mouse and locked in a cage. "HELP, HELP!!!" He screamed...then woke up.